RedLipstickNY

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some things never change #satire
Apr 6

some things never change #satire

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spytap:

camh:

Welcome to the future.
Turn your hand over, dummy, you have an email.
Why are you looking at your watch while you’re holding your goddamn phone you dipshit. Look at your phone. Not the watch. The phone.
Fine. Be that way. Touch the watch with your only hand without technology. Consider buying another phone for your non-phone hand. Perhaps it’s lonely without a phone to hold.
You recorded this with your Google Glass, didn’t you?
Why am I even asking, of course you did.

Pretty much how I feel about “smart” watches.


hahaha
Mar 18

spytap:

camh:

Welcome to the future.

Turn your hand over, dummy, you have an email.

Why are you looking at your watch while you’re holding your goddamn phone you dipshit. Look at your phone. Not the watch. The phone.

Fine. Be that way. Touch the watch with your only hand without technology. Consider buying another phone for your non-phone hand. Perhaps it’s lonely without a phone to hold.

You recorded this with your Google Glass, didn’t you?

Why am I even asking, of course you did.

Pretty much how I feel about “smart” watches.

hahaha

(via slacktory)

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my girl
Feb 19

my girl

omg no no no no
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omg no no no no

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(Source: puppercorn, via theshinysquirrel)

Ice skating in New York, 1937. Photo by John Albok
Feb 15

Ice skating in New York, 1937. Photo by John Albok

nevver:

Fortune cookie
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nevver:

Fortune cookie

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